Dan Cortese

I would not have recognized him. Holy shit.

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by Anonymousreply 32February 1, 2018 4:54 AM

This is what I remember — simian, reasonably hot 1990s dudebro.

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by Anonymousreply 1January 31, 2018 5:18 PM

Whad up wid da eye brows, dude?

by Anonymousreply 2January 31, 2018 5:19 PM

He had an amazingly deep chest and broad shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 3January 31, 2018 5:21 PM

He looks hot in both pictures.

by Anonymousreply 4January 31, 2018 5:51 PM

His physique was acceptable....

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by Anonymousreply 10January 31, 2018 6:01 PM

He was the original "himbo"--the Seinfeld writers popularized that term for an episode where he played Elaine's handsome, dimwitted "bro" boyfriend (whom George developed a man-crush on).

He had a very bizarre pop culture career. He started off being the dudebro spokesman (long before the term was recognized) on commercials for something like Burger King in an attempt to reach Gen Xers when he was in his 20s, and then mostly did guest starring work on shows like Seinfeld or Melrose Place. He had a regular supporting role on the show Veronica's Closet too. He was never a star, but anyone interested in Gen X pop culture sort of knew who he was--now he's been relegated to being mostly a punchline (such as on a very memorable Steffon segment on SNL's "Weekend Update").

by Anonymousreply 12January 31, 2018 6:07 PM

Somebody posted here years ago that Dan let him lick his dick for a few seconds while they were in a coke-fueled MMF threesome.

by Anonymousreply 13January 31, 2018 6:15 PM

Wasn't he on MTV for a while as some sports host of something?

by Anonymousreply 14January 31, 2018 6:18 PM

R12, actually it was mimbo. And George's crush on him was everything.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 31, 2018 6:26 PM

Looks like Keith Richards Heroin Longevity Diet is working well for him.

by Anonymousreply 16January 31, 2018 6:41 PM

He was super hot back in the day. But I hope he put something away for a rainy day.

by Anonymousreply 17January 31, 2018 6:48 PM

That was him 10 years ago.

Find a recent pic.

by Anonymousreply 18January 31, 2018 6:52 PM

The poor man's Eddie Cibrian.

by Anonymousreply 19January 31, 2018 7:14 PM

Slightly more recent pic. Warning: crazy Millennial frau hair.

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by Anonymousreply 23January 31, 2018 7:34 PM

You just HAD to ruin it, didn't you, R22?

by Anonymousreply 24January 31, 2018 7:35 PM

Is the topic of 90s Hotties worth starting a thread for? Let me know and I can do that.

by Anonymousreply 26January 31, 2018 7:36 PM

Dan appears to be a homosexual.

Are there nude photos?

by Anonymousreply 27January 31, 2018 7:38 PM

He has a wonderfully toned and burly chest. He was in a pretty good made for tv adaptation of The Lottery with Keri Russell back in the ‘90s.

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by Anonymousreply 28January 31, 2018 7:47 PM

He was hot back in 90s doing guest star spots here and there. Veronica’s Closet was so not funny and lasted one or two seasons. I tried to watch it but gave up. He had a nice towel scene with Betty White! few years ago and was looking good.

by Anonymousreply 29January 31, 2018 8:14 PM

The long head does him in, David Muir it's your future.

by Anonymousreply 31January 31, 2018 8:34 PM

Oh Christ, like any of you wouldn't do him.

by Anonymousreply 32February 1, 2018 4:54 AM

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